February 2012
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“The air pressure forces the molecules to go tiny”
– Björk on why she travels by train and not airplane. (via icelandpictures)
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“It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.”
– Vladimir Nobokov, Lolita (via atomiclanterns)
ainsleybelle asked: you are my favorite nipple out of all the nipples
According to Ainsley, Jonas Bjerre looks like a nipple
edit: oh no wait, she says he IS a nipple.
nopressureovercappucchino replied to your quote: You know, probably definitely. You know. Uhhhhh ……
And then he just leaves and sits in a corner and eats cupcakes.
yes, with a sweet middle, spices and a citrus base. You should see the previous quote.
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“You know, probably definitely. You know. Uhhhhh … you know. Theoretically.”
– A compilation of Jonas Bjerre’s best quotes and trademark phrases.
nopressureovercappucchino:
cecillian replied to your post: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
cows.
cows.
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“It’s kind of like you know when you make a cake, you don’t say this...”
– Jonas Bjerre using cake as a metaphor for comparing music to other bands and his own music
“You can’t waste time over missing something in the past. Life changes, people...”
– Unknown (via palides)
princess unicorn: b-ound: So I was in line at the... →
b-ound:
So I was in line at the grocery store earlier, and there was an older lady in line behind me. She saw that I was wearing a bracelet with rainbow on it. She then asked me if I was gay, which I replied no. She then told me to take the bracelet off because it’s for “faggots.” To that I…
I think I look alright and I’d not dumb
OH GOD HOW VAIN OF ME
I mean come on I’m just trying to be positive. It’s like as soon as someone thinks there’s something good about themselves they get put down.
Anyway thank you anonymous for letting me know that I am vain. You have made a massive contribution to my life. I’m going to be calling myself ugly forever.
ainsleybelle replied to your post: I just really don’t want to hear about Valentines…
only because you don’t have someone to love doesn’t mean you need to be negative about valentines day. I’m going to make you a card because I love you and valentines day is just a nice day to show others that you love them.
But I don’t think you should show others you love them only on Valentines, or...
Anonymous asked: you are quite vain.
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I just really don’t want to hear about Valentines day or what you’re doing or whatever. I’ve never had a guy like me ever in my life and it makes me sad and nobody gives me Valentines’ gifts not even my friends.
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youdsay:
hdr more like “horrible dookie raunch” because that’s what it looks like 99% of the time
the point of hdr is to make the image look more true to what was seen with the naked eye, not to blast everything into hyperfuturistic contrast mayhem that looks like it belongs on a black velvet painting you’d buy from a boardwalk kiosk
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don’t ask me ever how to flirt with people. You think I know?
alright I’ll tell you.
-find a much older man -make sure he is taken, and maybe getting married -especially to someone you would get really jealous of because she is tall and thin and beautiful and you will compare yourself to everyone who has these qualities for the duration of the crush -stalk the shit out of him -make...
