January 2012
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Mum thinks artists' block is some kind of art...
Me: My artists' block has gone!
Mum: What, do you need a new one?
Me: A new what?
Mum: Artists' block.
Me: Why would I want more artists' block?
Mum: because you ran out, right?
Me: What are you talking about
fezztival replied to your photo: elephant Jonas !
woah what ;__;
woah what what
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carcharhinidae replied to your photo: There was nothing new on the Jonas Bjerre tag so I…
is that some sweat i see *o*
I think so. PLUS THE LOOK ON HIS FACE oh lawd save me x.x
also you have a new url weeeee I like your old one but I like this one too.
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ainsleybelle replied to your post: I have such a fast metabolism it’s insane. Now I…
how in the world is it depressing?
because when you’re too thin you get fragile and have brittle bones and you’re weak and can’t lift a thing and your hair falls out and you feel tired
I have such a fast metabolism it’s insane. Now I want to eat something again. And I’m too thin and it feels really bad but I can’t put on weight and I’ve been eating like really fatty foods and argh it isn’t working and I know people go UGH I WISH I COULD EAT LIKE YOU AND NOT GET FAT but man you know what frankly it’s depressing and I don’t like it.
fezztival replied to your post: fezztival replied to your post: fezztival replied…
hahaha well whatever Agnete doesn’t know won’t hurt her
ok because I don’t want to hurt her
I DON’T WANT TO BECOME A HOMEWRECKER ;___;
“You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot...”
– Johnny Depp (via blackbruise)
fezztival replied to your post: fezztival replied to your post: If there is one…
woah…you’ve thought hard about this. We can capture him, kiss him, and then send him on his way
I kind of want sex too and also to immerse myself in his beautiful mind and share our thoughts on everything but hey it ain’t gon’ happen
fezztival replied to your post: If there is one thing I want to do before I die,…
It’s okay, it’s okay ;__; we can go on another Bjerre hunt. We still have time!!
but now it will be hard because Agnete will be defending him !!!
Plus they will be protecting their baby Bjerres and I don’t want to leave the baby Bjerres all alone without their daddy and only their mummy to take...
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songbirdondeparture replied to your post: If there is one thing I want to do before I die,…
i think jonas should make a kissing booth or something cause i want to kiss him too hahaha
My god that is a great idea !
I just want to put my hands on his cheeks and his cute dimples ohh :’)
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If there is one thing I want to do before I die, it’s to kiss Jonas Bjerre. Just to kiss him.
NOW I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ;;;;________;;;;
Watchpancakesandinsults:
martinfreemans:
cesaret:
Sherlock and John. Bombed as fuck.
OH MY GOD BUT HOW FUCKING TERRIFYING DOES BENEDICT’S LAUGH SOUND LIKE THIS. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE HEARD THE LAUGH OF THE DEVIL.
his laugh is hilarious but omg just before john says he wants to steal the ashtray he just groans for like two seconds straight afshdsgf
no words
because I am dead
Jonas Bjerre is engaged. →
dee-ahna:
cecillian:
No! I am looking for the source now! I want to know if it’s legitimate. But oh my god I have wanted this for so long, JONAS HAS FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE HE WANTS TO MARRY OH GOD YES PLEASE JONAS YAY now he can have children and become a DILF. And Agnete can become a MILF instead of just a model I’d like to fuck and also I think I’d like to draw with her because that would be...
carcharhinidae asked: sometimes i think he just writes songs about one girl and gives them different names as a disguise... hEHEUHEEHf clever boy
vandeleuria replied to your post: Jonas is getting married. I am so happy. But…
also the thing that makes em great is agnete is not just a model… she’s also tALENTED AND ARTISTIC so they’re both sexy and talented and artistic so it’s like yes perfect matchies YES otp
I know, and for a while I thought she was and I was like FUCK JONAS IS SHE YOUR PLAYTOY
but no, she is amazing and I think...
Seriously though, Jonas x Agnete 5ever.
FIVE EVER
let’s hope it’s 5ever
or I will die
because Jonas you can’t just leave another girl so you can write a song about her like Callie and Farah oh my god what if he comes out with a song where the lyrics are like AGNETE DON’T PULL THE CARPET FROM UNDERNEATH ME oh god no please no
Jonas Bjerre is engaged.
dee-ahna:
cecillian:
itsamazinggrace:
I am about to start crying.
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Is there a source…?
Congrats to him though! That’s wonderful :D
No! I am looking for the source...
whollytaciturn asked: just realized that i liked most of your recent posts.. sorry to creep. i love your blog :)
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raisin toast it is aww yee
hm should I have raisin toast or porridge
C’MON GUYS HELP ME
(????)
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The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
pancakesandinsults:
theorangeone:
timeladydragonmaster:
tehwhovianhufflepuff:
Please don’t arrest me Mr. Agent. I don’t want to go
ainsleybelle replied to your post: ainsleybelle replied to your post: I have such a…
so is all that happening to you?
Yep !!!! :))))))))))
Except the hair thankfully but hey who knows
So much for me saying people are healthy at weights that aren’t the ‘proper’ weight. Ok so some are. But not me. I know of chubby people who are glowing with health urgh and Agnete...
vandeleuria replied to your post: vandeleuria replied to…
oh man no man no jonas could do that with me wait sHitoooo ssssssssssssss now i’m all distacted wops…………
w00ps my bad
vandeleuria replied to your post: vandeleuria replied to…
i’d be ok with that„„„„„„„,
“Sir what is the whip for”
“You must be punished ok”
OK OMG SORRY even I’m not that kinky oh sorry for the sake of humour
vandeleuria replied to your post: vandeleuria replied to…
oh god he should dance on stage……….. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm god damn he should just teach me things and then i could ogle him and he could reward good grades with…. things *u*
“You got top of the grade, well done, see me after class.”
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vandeleuria replied to your post: vandeleuria replied to…
oh jonas………….. they’d have to be one-on-one classes though hEHeuhEuheheh EHE
he could be your tutor then ????
vandeleuria replied to your post: vandeleuria replied to…
yes pastries……………………. among other things oHOHohOHOHohoHOHO wait nlksafjdslfkajdskl
here is a compass here measure my circumfrence
circumfrence
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vandeleuria replied to your post: vandeleuria replied to…
mmmmmmm MMMMMMmMMMMmMMM yes eating things wait jonas mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm with him and on him and oh wait
oh wait what like pastries
like feeding him pastries you mean
vandeleuria replied to your post: I also had a dream that I got into college and I…
oh man can i have your dreams please ;_;
yes it was hot because I mean like teachers Jonas teachers+Jonas hurnnnnngggggggg
he’s even dressed like one trolololo
TEACH ME THE EQUATION OF SEX PLEASE MISTER BJERRE IT’S NOT FOR THE GRADES IT’S BECAUSE I WANT YOUR HOT ASS
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Kazu Makino is so beautiful ahh